Shut up, Zach.
This week on Squad Wars, two extraordinary squads,each joined by a Try Guy, will enter the ringat the Squad Wars Arena and face off in a bone crunching – wrestling match.
– Oh, my God.
In the end, they will be judged and only one will winthe most coveted reality show award ever, the Tryphy.
Let the smackdown begin.
We're the Try Guys and we'rehere at a wrestling arena in Los Angeles, California.
Each week,we surprise two squads with a challenge unlike anythingthey've ever tried before.
Zach will be hosting todaybecause he's afraid of physical confrontation.
I bruise at the thought of it.
Well, I'll be hostingalongside you, which means Keith and Nedwill be joining in on the action.
Ned, tell us about the squad that you're gonna be talkingnonstop about your wife with.
Well, it's one of YouTube's – most popular pranking couples.
DK4L, please welcome Ken and De'arra.
Our YouTube channelis De'arra & Ken 4 Life and we do challenges and pranks.
Anything that comes our way,we down for it.
Keith, what squadare you gonna be blessing – with your soft body today?- Well, I'll be joined by two musiciansfrom Big Time Rush who are also membersof the band Heffron Drive, Kendall Schmidt and Dustin Belt.
Dustin and Ihave been making music for a decade together,so we're like brothers.
And no matterwhat the challenge, we're ready and we're gonna win.
Big Time Squad,we go big, obviously.
– It's in the name.
– Keith, Ned, you may now abandon usfor your new friends.
Look at us.
Like peas in a pod.
And are you ready to see what your Big Try is? – Yeah.
– That is right.
For your Big Try today,you'll be learning the ropes at being professional wrestlers.
And then stagingan all-out wrestling match.
– Oh, my God.
– I can't believe that this is happening.
The way it sounds, I really thinkthey back is breaking.
I'm really, really scared.
It looks very painful.
The thrillof live competition, anything could happen.
Are you guys fansof wrestling at all? Yeah, we actually grew upwatching wrestling.
It's a kind of a–it's a big deal.
– And then Keith, you loved it.
– I love wrestling.
This is gonna be great.
You got big characters, you got crazy peopleflying through the air, this is a dream come true.
Yeah, pro wrestling.
DK4L Squad, have you alldone anything close to professional wrestling? – No.
I had a one-day stand on my high schoolwrestling team.
– Not good.
– That's why it was a one-day stand.
Apparently, Big Time Squad knows a lot about wrestling.
It's very convenient.
I know a lot about science, but this is nota science challenge.
That would be aboring episode.
Zach and I will be your judges for today's challenge.
And we will be joinedon the judges' panel by a former World Champion, Hall of Fame wrestler, Rikishi.
Where he will hopefully subject the eliminated squadto his signature move, the stink face, which is where he rubs his butt on the loser's face.
So squads, before we getto the grappling, we're gonna get youall limbered up with a Mini Try.
For your Mini Try,each squad will take a crack at ringside announcingour wrestling match.
Will you stop–no, come on.
It's up to the announcers to paint the scene, to add the context.
Guys, I got this.
The squad that Zach and Ideem the best will win the Mini Try and will get first pickof costumes for the Big Try.
Let the verbal smackdown begin.
We're having fun now.
Yeah, we're dinging bells.
You're not gonna get it back.
– Welcome to the main event.
– All righty.
Oh, Monsieur Bonjour'sgot him in a headlock.
– Monsieur Bonjour.
– Get him.
We call him thatbecause he looks like a French waiter.
Little Tina coming in.
There's obviouslysome domestic disturbance – going on here.
– You know, I love to see two good submission artists doing their thing in the ring.
Flying Squirrel, she has him.
– Get him, oh.
It's just so big and visceral and it's hardnot to react, with– Whoa.
Which actuallyis not great commentary.
Oh, it looks likeinto the ropes.
– Oh, out of the ring.
Is this the postal service? Because she justdelivered the female.
Renee Devil is going at it,taking him on.
– Looks like The Flying Squirrel just got hit in the nuts.
You know what they say,step on a crack.
– break your friend's back.
And that is the match, ladies and gentlemen.
– Well done.
That was some greatannouncing out there.
The choice lineof the night so far, "Is this the postal service? Because they just deliveredthe female.
" – Woo.
– So we're gonna have to give the Mini Try win to Big Time Squad.
Over the top.
Now, Big Time Squad,how do you feel about getting first choiceof costumes? It's gonna be everything.
We're gonna have the full way to decide what our teamdynamic is, how we can excel as individuals, and how we're gonna excelas a squad.
– What he said.
– To help with our training, please welcome professionalwrestling trainer, Reno "The Black Pearl" Anoa'i.
– Wassup?- Hello.
We're gonna learnhow to wrestle.
– All right.
– And then we're gonna incorporate basic moves – into your match.
– Yes, all righty.
This is the greatest thing ever.
You will be judgedon your execution, showmanship.
As well as the overallheart passion and squad work you bringto the Big Try.
If the actual match is anything like the commentary, I think we knowwhat's gonna happen.
What? The other team won the Mini Try because they're goodat speaking.
Our squad is goodat showing action.
All right, squads, it's timefor you to start training for the main event.
Zach and I will check inwith you all later.
– All right.
– I can do that better.
Gentlemen, are you guysready to learn how to be a professionalwrestler today? – Yeah.
– Every kid grows up doing wrestling moves,dropping elbows, doing suplexes onto stuffed animals.
This is gonna be great.
We're gonna go aheadand introduce all the moves, so you guys could see it, right? – All right.
– Reno's gonna teach us the basics of wrestling.
The body slam, the suplex, and clothesline.
– Oh, my God.
He was–he was murdered.
– You guys ready?- Yeah.
So we're gonna teach you guyshow to fall.
They tell youit was not gonna hurt, but it hurts.
We want those hands to bounce off of the mat.
Show them how it's done.
Come on, Keith.
Let's have it.
It already hurts.
– Come on.
– It's already painful.
Wait a minute,wrestling's fake, right? When I come for the clothesline, this is where I'm aiming for.
Chin is always up.
I'm just gonna come inlike this.
He's gonna do half of it.
– VIP, we're gonna give thema clothesline, all right? This is where I die.
Just get ready to fall.
– I'm gonna be sore tomorrow.
When he's gonna clothesline me, I'm like, then I startto come in.
Okay, let's do it.
– You killed it.
– You're gonna feel it.
This is too dangerous for us.
I don't wanna be hurt.
Let me out of this box.
Ladies first, right? – Oh.
– Ladies first.
I am feeling really nervous for myself and my health because I am so sure– I really do thinkthat it will hurt.
So what's gonna happen, he's gonna pick you upfor a body slam.
Go ahead, Snypes.
Don't worry about it.
Bring her down, Snypes.
How did that feel, De'arra? – It felt okay.
– Good?- All right.
Who's going first? – You go first.
– I'm being slammed? – Both.
I am slowly proving myself to be the weak link which sucks because I thoughtI'd be good at this.
– That's fine.
– You know, I just don't want anybody to get hurt.
So we're gonna do the suplex.
Wait, wait, you lock this arm right there.
The suplex is the mostpainful one ever.
– All right?- Oh, my God.
So the other team did all this? They did itwithout even bitching.
Yeah, all right.
We're doing it.
Take that arm.
Put it over your head.
He's gonna do everything.
I thought it was gonna bea cakewalk but now, I'm a little nervous.
Oh, I hit my head a little.
We're here with Rikishiwho's gonna be our expert judge back in the studio.
Rikishi, how are you? – Nice to meet you, my man.
– A pleasure.
Oh, my God.
I almost feel silly asking this.
I feel like we–it would bean honor to be stink faced and I'm wonderingis that something that we could makehappen here now? You really want the Stink face? Stink face, stink face.
Oh, he's actually doing it.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my good.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, it's too real.
I'm forever unclean.
You don't needto wash your face.
– My butt's clean.
You've been kissedby an angel, girl.
I kind of loved it.
I just want somethingwhere I jump off the– off the thing.
I really like itwhen they go on the ropes, stand up, get the crowd going and then boom, jump, flying through the air and smack somebody down.
I'm sure it's dangerous, but I really wanna try that.
We're gonna takeevery move with passion and we're gonna fallwith passion, we're gonna be in painin passion, we are ready to go.
So what is it that you're reallycomfortable with, the moves that we learned? Nothing.
I can–I mean,clothesline's are fine.
Yeah, because none of you guyswanted to get slammed.
– Yup, that's true.
– Well, this matchis gonna come down – to that, you know.
And I'm finewith that too.
We're not great at the execution of these wrestling moves,that's the truth.
But we can playto our strengths.
We can be big characters.
We can put on the best show.
And that's what wrestling is.
One, two, three, Big Time Squad.
Big Time Squad in the house.
– We're gonna choose first.
We won the Mini Try, that means first choiceof costumes.
I know we're againsteach other in the fight but our squad is togetheron how we look.
We wanna be glam,we wanna be hot, right? We're the best looking dudesin the business.
Oh, wow, guys.
With the lights? – Oh, yeah.
– I like this.
Oh, my good– Keith, you are so handsome.
I'm so handsome that everybody gets lostin this beauty, and before they know it, I have them pinnedon the ground.
I've specifically always enjoyed the type of wrestlerwho's very glamorous and doesn't like to fight.
His name is Keith.
– Well, thischaracter's Casanova.
Well, I wanted to goafter a musician.
So this is actually Hilton Ron.
– Casanova and Hilton Ron are going down.
– You ready? Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Get out there.
Big Time Squad,this is the big time.
Oh, this could be a disaster.
Look, plenty of good stuff here.
This thing is amazing.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I like this.
They clearly did not pickthe good stuff.
Okay, I want you to introduce meto your character and your wardrobe choice.
Well, I am Killer Kitten, as you can see.
My guy's name is Jackhammer.
I was raised by wolveson the street.
My wolf parents tried to eat me and I ended up having to killthem with a hammer.
Hence the name, Jackhammer.
Ned, I got to say, you look like how I imagine you in my dreams.
I'm a character who is feared as much as he is loved, the Professor.
The Jackhammer helpsthe Professor grade papers and the Professorhelps the Jackhammer learn about human culture because he was raisedby wolves.
– Who's ready to fight?- I'm ready.
All right, let's give them a show they'll never forget.
Let's do it.
Well, they look great.
Ned looks exactly the same.
Time for the main event.
It is going down, a chance at the title and the Squad Wars Championship Belt.
Stepping into the ringto wrestle first, it's the DK4L Squad.
Oh, he's doing it.
He's a madman.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Please welcome,Killer Kitten, Jackhammer, and their new [indistinct] The Professor.
Oh, Professional wrestler VIP has just kneed Jackhammerin the stomach.
– Jackhammer, the— Oh, Jackhammer.
The VIP has Jackhammerby the neck.
He's in the air.
Oh, damn God, no.
– And Jackhammer's down.
– Jackhammer is down.
This is a bad wayto start the match.
Jackhammer is already in pain.
Oh [indistinct] low blow.
That was an illegal move.
Oh, Jackhammer is on the ropes.
I'll tell you, so far, Eugene, this is the–oh.
I'll tell you what, so far,it's been a one-sided affair.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes.
And Jackhammer– Jackhammer got outof VIP's grasp.
Jackhammer is back.
– Too quick–oh.
A kick to the face.
– Jackhammer has got him down.
And a beautiful revenge though.
Jackhammer is back, and he drops on the ground.
We can see who the hero is here.
The Professor is loving this.
Here we go.
Oh, no, what's gonna happen? Oh, my God.
Here comes The Professor.
Oh, The Professor is down.
Killer Kitten playing rough.
The Professor shows – that school is in session.
– School is in session.
He's got his apple.
Oh, my goodness.
He's going in for the kill.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? That was amazing.
– Oh, my God.
Killer Kittenbegging for her life.
Here it goes.
This is the greatestmoment of my life.
And VIP is out of the ring.
Oh, no, Killer Kittenhas The Professor.
One, two, three.
Well, it looks like the good guys win in the end.
They lost at the last moment.
Truly, that was a catfightfor the ages.
Well, I like thatbecause she was a cat.
And you know, the teachertried to take them to school, – but it was himwho got learnt.
And you know, I certainlygot jacked off– Nope, no, too far.
– What?- Anyway, what an incredible match.
The next squadto wrestle in the ring is.
The Big Time Squad.
– Please welcome, Hilton Ron, Casanova, and Keith.
Ooh, Keith Handsomeis ripping in front of us and I am aroused.
I am not.
Casanova, a true lover.
But tonight,will he be a fighter? My name is Keith.
The audience already hates Keith Handsome so much.
The Big Time Squad.
And Keith Handsome showing off his beauty.
Casanova with that deadly glove.
Oh, here comes Casanova.
He removes a glove.
Casanova is ready.
And he slaps Keith Handsomeacross the face.
– What a slap across the face.
Oh, and a kick to the nuts.
Casanova is not gonna beable to love – without–oh.
A perfectly executed clotheslinefrom Keith Handsome and then he scampers into a.
Keith Handsomeposing across Casanova, perhaps forgotwrestling in general but looked damn good doing it.
Keith Handsomeright across the rope–oh.
And Keith Handsome is down.
– Keith Handsome is hurt.
– Keith Handsome is down and scrambling to SlickBack Heart Attack.
– All right.
– All right.
Hilton Ron is tagged in.
And he eyes down his man.
Hilton Ron's musical ability might help him here.
But no Slick Back got him – right in the chest.
– I think he punched him.
Keith Handsome is refusingto enter the match.
I've never seenanything like this.
Confusing the audience.
He is gonna feelthat one in the morning.
– And a deafening blow – [indistinct]- Hilton Ron is just being pummeled into the groundlike a tiny dancer.
– Keith Handsome— And Casanova is there.
– And here comes Casanova.
– Here's comes our hero.
Ready to take on–oh.
A double clothesline.
And this is whatwe've been waiting for.
Casanova hung allthe laundry out to dry with that doubleclothesline maneuver.
And here comesthe finishing blow.
– Perfectly executed.
Casanova took him down.
It is all over,ladies and gentlemen.
I can't believewhat just happened.
Both just lost.
Keith Handsomedid not seem to care.
I got to tell you,I hate the results but I am loving the view.
I don't think this fightis over, Eugene.
Oh, no, the fight isn't over.
– And Keith Handsome is down.
– Slick Back Heart Attack has taken Keith Handsome down.
Taking him down.
– Oh, no.
– Oh, I don't think – this is gonna end well.
– Heart Attack is going up for a final jump.
Keith Handsome is downfor the count.
We've got two KOs in one fight.
You okay, Keith Handsome? Well, after tworeally amazing fights, that is all for us here.
We're gonna go backto the Squad Wars Studio and we're gonna bejoined by Rikishi and his beautifulbig ol' behind.
That's it for us here.
After two epic rumblesin the wrestling ring, we returnto the Squad Wars Studio and we are joinedon the judges' panel by a man who literally puthis ass on my face, Rikishi.
I'm happy to be here, gentlemen.
My ass still burns from those stubbleson your face.
Next time you siton my face, it'll be nice and baby smooth, I promise.
We will be judging squads today on execution and showmanship.
Not to mentionthe overall heart, passion, and squad workthat you brought – to the Big Try.
– Big Time Squad.
What was the hardest partof the wrestling match? You know, I know it'schoreographed and everything but you're still gettingbodyslammed and– There's nothingthat doesn't hurt.
Rikishi, uh, yearsand years of wrestling, did your bodyever just feel, like, good? No.
– DK4L Squad.
– How did you think your wrestling match went? Awesome, better than I thought.
I mean, it gets you so fired up.
I can see how peopleget addicted to it.
All right, judges, I thinkwe are ready to start voting on the individual categories.
Out first category is execution.
Big Time Squad.
Your suplex is beautiful.
Casanova is a gentleman, so he gives him a bowand then suplexes – the hell out of him.
– Kendall, I think out of all the suplexes,yours was the best – across all squads.
– Oh, thank you.
Dustin, you put your bodyin danger.
Yeah, he flipped me overand I screamed.
Keith knew, you know, a lot of character,a lot of roles, what about the other moves? You know, I didn't do them.
No, no, that was clear.
People think that–I think that because I watch wrestling,I think I can do it.
I've never thoughtI could do it.
I just thinkit's an incredible sport, but I am a weak baby and I don't wanna dothose things.
DK4L Squad,how do you feel, like, you performedin the execution category? You know, we all gotthrown around a lot, but I feel like Kenis really our MVP.
When it comes to execution.
Yeah, I took body slam, I took the suplex.
– I body slammed De'arra.
I just knew thatwhen I hit the ground, there was no sympathy,and it was gonna hurt – really bad.
– Welcome to wrestling.
My finishing move is called the Teacher's Pet.
That was the best move out of all the squads.
That's a very difficultthing to do, – so good for you.
– Judges, I think we are ready to vote.
DK4L were the victims of a lot of the moves.
Big Time Squad,your squad took lessons, so I'll have to give itto DK4L Squad.
I got to go DK4L Squad.
Woo, yes, man.
I'm the type of personthat likes risk-takers.
So, this is my pick here.
– DK4L Squad is winning, one-nothing.
I'm royalty now.
We're now moving onto our second category, showmanship.
You really have to sell your characters to the audience.
Big Time Squad's showmanship, let's talk about it.
Well, let me ask you a question.
Pronounce my character's name.
– There it is right there.
But you can't saymy character's name without snapping twice.
I mean, that's an impact.
That the slaps with the glove, the glove flyingthrough the air.
We put on a spectacle.
There's a great unified theme of beautiful characters.
– Well, talk about that.
Your Keith Handsomereally inspired us that we should maybe stickwith the glamorous thing.
You stayed in characterthe whole time.
They–everyone hates you.
It's really fun to playinto that dynamic.
Let's just say I kept hearingone person behind me continually go, ugh.
– I worked for that.
– DK4L Squad, let's talk showmanship.
– Sell me.
– I came out in like a suit and tweed jacket.
And then, boom, it rips away – and I'm wearing only a Speedo.
– Love it.
– De'arra, you really took over that Killer Kitten persona.
Have you ever hada crowd boo you? No, never thoughit felt so good.
Even as a cat lover, I was put off, you know.
So Jackhammer, naturally, he's wearing a luchador maskand then we have, like, a white nerd on top of that.
– Have you heard itfrom the top?- You know, yeah, – if you can [indistinct]- Going from the top.
– My name is Jack.
My last nameis not actually Hammer, I just killed my wolf parentswith the hammer.
– It's dark.
– The Professor took me in, so we teamed upto take down Killer Kitten.
This story is all overthe place.
And now–Keith, Keith,Keith, please.
I'm just so amazed that, like, every possible random thing that could go into a story somehow made it into that story.
There's so much going on here.
Looks like you need a lesson from The Professor.
I don't want any.
I think we are ready to vote.
DK4L, I really love that you just went for it, but come on, Big.
– Time Squad.
– All right.
– Big Time Squad, you kind of took one sidestep and just playedthree beautiful men.
So just for the diversityof characters, I'll have to give itto DK4L Squad.
– All right.
– Exciting, confusing, drama, and all that, my vote is gonna haveto go for.
– Big Time Squad.
Oh, score is now tied, one to one.
– Now, we're down to the final category, the heart, the passion, the overall squad work.
So, squads, if you go aheadand reach under your benches, there arenoise-cancelling headphones.
Please slip those onso we can talk about you in super-secretright in front of you.
Everyone looks cute.
All right, judges, let's talkabout the heart and passion.
DK4L Squad,they are putting their bodies on the line today.
It's not easy what we do.
And they had no fear,risk-takers.
They were risk-takersand it was straight up, – a thrilling performance.
We got to talkabout Big Time Squad.
Wrestling is–it is physicality but it's a show.
And they put onone hell of a show.
They've only been trainedof couple hours.
For them to go out thereand to adapt in front of a live crowd, it's a hard thing to do.
It really comes down to,"Are we more impressed by the charactersor the execution?" I think we've cometo a consensus.
Squads, take offyour headphones.
Squads, headphones off, please.
The judges have come to a unanimous decision.
The winner of today's Big Try will receive the Squad WarsChampionship belt.
Ooh, so beautiful.
As well as an award so valuable that Heidi Klum once punched Jeff Probst in the faceto win it, the Tryphy.
The losers will not be goinghome empty-handed.
You will each be receiving a lifetime supply of junk mail.
Ooh, so good.
Of the Squad Wars Professional Wrestling Big Try is.
A big thanksto both of our squads for really putting it out there.
And even bigger thanksto Rikishi for gracing uswith his presence.
That's it for this episodeof Squad Wars.
Tune in next weekand while you're at it, get a still in Zach's facein Rikishi's butt and use it as your screensaver.